So... if'n ya care. I go in for surgery on Tuesday morning at 7:30am. They are going to take a thumb sized piece of skin from the inside of my mouth and graft it to my lip. Then, in a couple of months, they'll inject my new piece of lip with some tissue to contour it and stuff.
I was kind of hoping they use a piece of skin from my ass or my dick... just so... well... It would just add so much more meaning to those casual greetings here in L.A. with kisses on the cheek and all.
Oh... and I can't wait to see Brokeback Mountain. Here's "The Straight Dude's Guide" to watching it.
Hee hee. That straight dude's guide was entertaining. So was the original story you linked me to. Well, entertaining in a totally depressive way, but still.
I'm rottin' for ya, buddy. You could always TELL people it's just arse or penis. Better yet, tell 'em the doctors had to take it from a place that had a lot of spare flesh, so your penis was the most suitable place, since there's enough meat there to feed the entire male cast of any Cats production. Yes, I've seen it. In New York, even. Those guys were SO gay. ^_^
Oh, and I wanted to say about your picture of the lip an' stuff that it doesn't really look that bad to me. I think you look fine. You face at large hasn't been contorted or anything, so you're still my pretty boy.
Oooh! And I wanted to ask you... Did the dog snap aggressively, or was it an accident? Or is that something I shouldn't be asking?
I'll shut up now.
Posted by: Magnus | December 08, 2005 at 03:42 PM
good luck with the surgery. i'm very glad that you were not seriously injured by the dog, like the he didn't get the throat or the groin.
Posted by: chase hugstrom | December 08, 2005 at 04:57 PM
Good luck, man.
Posted by: Chuck | December 09, 2005 at 06:04 PM
Thinking of you regularly. Keep your chin up. I'll be over in March to check up on you.
Posted by: Tom Coates | December 21, 2005 at 04:31 AM